Preparing for a Trip to the Emergency Room

Published June 27, 2014 by M E McMahon

Some of you might not be aware that when I go to class, I often drag “Cranky” with me. She gets credit for the “A” on this paper since I used her sense of humor to create a Process Essay.

Grandma Says..

Sick

Its two a.m. and your belly is killing you. The pain you’ve ignored all day is now so severe that you must make that dreaded trip to the emergency room. Before you rush out the door, cramped over in agony, you might want to take the time to collect the necessary items you’ll need for this excursion into the hallowed halls of medicine.

First, make sure you have clean undies on. Hospital gowns always have broken ties that leave your butt waving in the wind. A clean pair of unholy undies are a must if you want to retain a modicum of modesty. Guys, you might want to rethink your choice of going “Commando” and slip on a pair of whitie tighties.

Next, grab the list of medicines that you currently take on a daily basis. Make sure the list includes what each medication is for, the dosage and how…

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